Crime Pays But Botany Doesn't: A Sampler Platter

Film Synopsis

A low-brow, crass approach to plant ecology and evolution as muttered by a misanthropic Chicago Italian. Amidst mild (or not so mild) profanity and general irreverence, Joey Santore examines plant life (the base of Earth’s food chain) and the nature of the rocks and soil they grow on, as well as the evolutionary adaptations that enable them to do what they do. Watch, learn, laugh and go f*ck yourself.


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  • Contains adult language